Culturally Preconditioned

Dear Journal

The anticipation is killing me. I just know that I’m gonna crap in my pants any time now. Survivor : Marquesas will be on again TOMORROW!!!! Okay, my Final Four pre-show bets are Sarah, Rob, John and Zoe (Zoe will be the ultimate Survivor).

There has been no replies from SurvivorNews.Net. Dammit! I have to get used to these rejections.. but i didn’t even get a rejection letter, so I guess there is still hope. There has been an update on SurvivorNews.Net :

” Write for Us

If you have a background in writing and can show some prior examples of your work, feel free to drop me a line. Note that I’ve already received over 50 responses, some of them from extremely qualified candidates (a few examples: Kelly Goldsmith and Brandon Quinton from Survivor: Africa, a Comedy Writer from Disney, a University Professor of English, a newspaper reporter), and I’m spending my time just sorting through it all. Please be patient for a response, but if you think I’m too slow and may have lost track of your email, feel free to come back and hit me over the head.”

So I’m one of the “over 50 responses” then. And I am in the likes of Kelly and Brandon??? How cool is that? I have no high hopes that they’ll publish my writings. But the article they published from the Disney writer ” Confessions of a Gay Survivor Addict ” ? My god, his writing is so cliched.. and what’s with all his bitching over the contestants? I mean, we’ve never actually seen them on TV yet. Whatever, man..