Let’s get into this real quickly :
Taylor - Easy by The Commodores
Is it just me or does Taylor seem mad, mad, mad? Mad as in loony bin mad. But I like his voice, regardless, and I will confess that I am a Taylor fan (though he gotta be careful to not overdo his wooooooo! as Fantasia did with her yeah,yeah,yeahhhh). A 7
Elliot - Moody’s Mood For Love by James Moody
Monkey Boy scores high points again this week. Though personally I tought it was not as good as his performance last week, I still like it a lot. Totally loving the R&B and Jazzy thing he got going. An 8.5
Ace - If You’re Not The One by Daniel Beddingfield
That was pure shit. He fucked that one up so very badly. The only thing that
s gonna keep him in this competition is that prettyboy look, which I totally gon’t get. A 3.5
Gedeon - Change Is Gonna Come by Sam Cooke
Does he really need to e-nun-ci-ate every single word? Sheesh! Anyway, he sounded quite goodm but I got bored halfway through and went to the toilet. A 6.
Kevin - I Heard It Through The Grapevine by Marvin Gaye
I love the fact that he’s able to take a piss at himself. He reminds me of a fugly dawg I knew in high school who calls himself “Handsome”. I know I sound like a mean bastard, but it’s true. Kevin’s singing was just okay, but his jigging on stage was totally horrendous. A 5.
Sway - Overjoyed by Stevie Wonder
For once, I actually liked a sob story about how it was the first time in a long time that he saw his two parents together. Awww. His singing was average, not nearly as bad as the judges said it was. But definitely way much better than last week. I honestly don’t mind having some of whateverthehell Randy and Paula was smoking tonight. A 5.
Will - Lady by Kenny Rogers
I got bored and went away to clear the kitty litter. A 5. And again, why the fuck is Semencrust trying to undress the guys on stage? Will is still underaged, you moron.
Bucky - The Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks
I like this song a lot. It was the first song by Garth Brooks that I really like. Bucky’s performance was pretty good, but not good enough. A 5.5
David - The Way You Look Tonight by Frank Sinatra
I honestly like his voice. He could be the second coming of Michael Buble. But is he right for the competition? Probably not. A 7.
Chris - Hemorrhage by Fuel
I absolutely love this song, the only other perfectly outstanding rock song in recent years aside from Blurry by Puddle of Mudd and I Think God Can Explain by Splender. That said, his performance was indeed enjoyable. It didn’t exactly blew me away, but it was very very good. An 8.5
Overall, it was a much better show than what the girls gave us yesterday. I am officially rooting for a Final Two between Elliot and Chris. Oh what a showdown that will be. The rest is just forgettable to me now.
Top Three : Chris, Elliot, Taylor
Bottom Two : Ace, Will (We know Ace is going nowhere though..)
Golden nugget : “This really is La La Land, isn’t it?” ~ Simon Cowell (referring to the unintelligable comments made by Paula and Randy)
