Culturally Preconditioned

Urgh… Queen.. how boring. They might as well have a Guns N Roses theme next time. No wait. Didn’t we already cover that in the first season of Malaysian Idol. Nevermind.

Bucky - Fat Bottomed Girl
What a great tribute to Mandisa who left the show last week (I was surprised that my prediction came true.. and yes, it was because of her flabby arms flailing about). Bucky’s getting more and more comfortable on stage. I thought it was one of his best performances yet, but it still wasn’t good enough. A 6.

Ace - We Will Rock You
He wanted to change the arrangements for the song? Who the fuck does he think he is? JD Fucking Fortune? Brian May shutting down his proposed arrangement (twice) on national tv was definitely a highlight for me. The song is out of your comfort zone? He actually has a comfort zone? Ohmigod.. what a flipping trainwreck. I’m ashamed for him. A 2.

Kellie - Bohemian Rhapsody
Nevermind part of the performance was cut off on Astro, but you can always download them at rickey’s site but you’re not missing out on much. Well actually you have. LOLOLOL ROFLMAO at her dominatrix outfit, the country twang and everything else. OMG WTF ROFLMAO uncontrollably. That was fun to watch. “On pay-puh? What do ya mean on pay-puh?” MY GOD what amind numbing nincompoop. She really is the most idiotic, dumbest being that has ever been on a reality show.. EVER. Stupid dumb hick. A 1.5

Chris - Innuendo
Great. The same shit from the same singer. Stop selling out, get in a proper band and only then you’ll have my respect and support. Right now, he’s just a big sell out it’s pathetic. And Paula you idiotic biznitch, Queen >>>>>>>>>>> Chris (and I’m not even a fan of Queen). A 3.

Katharine - Who Wants To Live Forever
She reminded me of Jordis last night. It was not all that good. A borderline performance. Despite what the judges say (and me being a McPheever fan) there were some real bad parts. I still love her in spite of all her inconsistencies. A 5.5

Elliot - Somebody To Love
Goodness me. He looks exactly like Eminem in his DJ picture. Elliot loves to challenge himself with difficult songs and he never fails, even though it sounded like he was shouting the song all the way through. A 7.5

Taylor - Crazy Little Thing Called Love
His dancing was hideous but it was a real fun performance. I thought his dancing and seizures were gonna get old, but I was wrong. That was really an enjoyable performance. Best Taylor performance to date. A 9.

The Black Alias - The Show Must Go On
She is the love child of Gary Coleman and Rudy Huxtable. She tries too damn much that I honestly don’t know the real Paris (not that I really want to anyway). She tries too much that it’s really annoying, but that was a pretty strong performance. A 6.5

Top Three - Taylor, Elliot, Paris

Bottom Three - Acehole, Kellie, Chris

Going home - Please God let it be ACEhole.

Golden nugget of the night : “They don’t want it bastardized in any way” ~ Paula Abdul to Acehole (re: changing the arrangements to We Will Rock You” and “I don’t know whether to give you a recording contract or a stray jacket” ~ Paula Abdul to Taylor Hicks.