… write-ups, I mean.
I make a lot of comments on Idol shows, because for one, personally I can’t sing shit if my life depended on it, and you know my mantra, “Those Who Can’t Do, Bitch (not teach)”.
I write Survivor commentaries because of the exact opposite reason. I know that if I ever get on a Survivor show, I will be a terrific player. Call me cocky and arrogant, but I know I can and will win the game, seriously. I’m a student of the game, I’m devious, strategic, sly and have no morals whatsoever - the perfect recipe to becoming a Survivor winner.
But when it comes to the Apprentice, I am a little hesitant. Partly because each and everyone of us is working our asses off to earn a living, so what goes on in the Apprentice is actually applicable to our daily jobs. Granted that I probably will never rank anywhere near Trump’s standard, but the show actually does give useful insights and practical lessons that we can apply on a day to day basis.
But most of all, I don’t really like to comment much because I have seen mistakes that I have made in my real life situation that I would be fired a million times over. And I am afraid that making such comments on these highly qualified candidates will only bite me in the ass for real.
However, having just downloaded and watched episodes 1-4 of Season Five (I fucking quit both ntv7 and tv3 ages ago who don’t really care what the viewers want to see) , I am compelled to write this post.
Never in my life have I such a disdain for a team from a reality tv show. I mean, seriously, Gold Rush.. what the fuck? First up, the mensa bullshit? Who the hell cares? I’m a mensa member, but I honestly think the only people who’s smarter than these so-called people who are in the Top 2 percentile of IQs in the world, are people who can’t be bothered to subscribe to the stupid membership and save them the annual membership fee. I mean, what are you gonna do with it, “Oh look at me, here’s my mensa membership card”. I’ll shove the card in your snotty ass in a heartbeat, I will.
Then there was also the whole team smack talking the shit out of a member of their own team behind her back. What the fuck? That is so fucking juvenile.. what are you? In fucking high school? Talk to the hand, bitches. And then the whole thing about the two jewish guys taking a break to ‘observe their jewish holiday’? Oh come on already. Giving them a free pass by not participating at all in the task? What the FUCK? And to top it off, they had the fucking nerve to rag on the only jewish guy who didn’t take the break and actually did a lot of work on the task? I can’t fucking believe it. And what’s up with the shouting, Bryce, you shit of a prickhole?
And don’t even get me started on Brent (even though he’s on the Synergy team). Calling him a big fat obnoxious annoying pig would be an insult to pigs everywhere. Seriously.So far four episodes down, and I like Michael, Andrea and the Russian dude. Now that Lost is on hiatus for the next two weeks, I might be able to catch up on the Apprentice.
ps. I have totally given up on this season’s Amazing Race, sorry.
