American Idol 5 - Final 6 (Classic Love Songs)
Blah blah blah Andrea Borcelli blah blah David Foster blah blah blah Paula actually making relevant comments blah blah what the fuck is going on blah blah.
Katharine - I Have Nothing
Whoa.. mucho cleavage alert. She looks stunning as usual. Her voice sounded strained in parts but it’s a Whitney song, can you blame her? Overall I liked it but it was far from her best. A 7.
Elliott - A Song For You
Elliott is simply great. I think I’ve seen better performances from him. I wasn’t as moved or overwhelmed as some people claim based on this performance but this was still really good. An 8.
Kellie - Unchained Melody
It’s true what my friend said. Whenever Kellie speaks, she somehow manages to dumb you down too. It’s true - you can feel a few of your IQ points slipping away everytime you see or hear her on the television. Her performance was horrid and time does indeed go by so slowly during this song. A 4.
Paris - Memories (?)
She sounds super annoying with her singing and I just wanted to bitchslap her all the way through. The performance sucks big time. And both her talking and singing voice annoyed the hell outta me this week. A 3.
Taylor - Just Once
His outstretched hands looks like Karam Walia Singh la pulak. I like thi ssong but his voice didn’t do much for me this time around. It was just terribly average. A 5
Chris - Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman
He is a very good looking son of a bitch, that I’ll admit but vocal-wise he is far from great. I think I know what’s his problem is. He is afraid to show emotions when he’s singing, which was apparent from his expressions when he sung ‘What A Wonderful World’ last week. I am really getting tired of his one-dimensional angst ridden expressions week in week out. And he’s just learning how to sing from his diaphragm instead of his throat? What in holy fuck? Shouldn’t all singers know how to do that? The judges are pimping him way too hard. That performance was completely and utterly shite. A 4.
And a note to the producers. : Please no more goddamn rockers on any Idols show. These rockers should grow a pair of balls and audition for real rock shows if they really need to. Have some dignity you fucking pieces of sell-outs.
Top Two - Elliott, Katharine (Taylor does not deserve to be in the ‘top’ group this week)
Bottom Three - Paris, Chris, Kellie
Leaving tomorrow - Paris (you all know Kellie and Chris will be the Final Two this year, right?)
Golden nugget of the week : “I think that deserved tears but for a very different reason” ~ Simon Cowell to Kellie Picklar on her really bad performance.
