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May 29, 2006

What people Google to get here.

by @ 12:42 pm. Filed under Google keywords

I go over my site statistics every month for a good laugh. I have this feature called “Search Keyphrases” that people use on search engines that return a link to my site. I get more than 600 unique keyphrases on average.. the normal ones ranging from “Survivor” to “Izad” to “Rent”.. but most of the times, I just find it really funny the things people use as their keyphrases in the search engines. LMAO. Below are a few of the more weird/funny/outstanding phrase people use on the search engines (which somehow returns a link to my site)

I can’t even begin to rank the hilarity of these phrases.

3 Responses to “What people Google to get here.”

  1. y Says:

    *comatosed*

  2. Datuk kaya Says:

    helo..gud moning..2jerw..

  3. Vincent Chow Says:

    “alicia keys vagina hairs” ? lol

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