Rockstar : Supernova - Top 8
Zayra ~ Lluvia De Mar (original composition)
I’m loving the Bjork dress. I’m actually amazed to see how similar her style and voice is to Bjork herself. That was actually hauntingly beautiful. The ending almost (almost!) gave me goosebumps. She will probably sell well, but just not with Supernova. There’s no way in hell Supernova would carry this song, but yeah I actually really do like the song. Call me crazy but I tnink that deserves a 6 out of 10.
Magni ~ Starman (David Bowie)
My brother called me up during the performance so I only got to hear the second half. But from what I heard, it was really really bland. Made me wish I didn’t ask my brother to stop mumbling about PS/2 and USB ports and to just sod off and call me back again in an hour’s time. 5.5 out of 10.
Patrice ~ Message In A Bottle
Goodness me. WHat the hell happened to Patrice? Has she always sucked this bad? I don’t think so but man, that was paltry. I was painfully bored (and I got the impression that she was too). She needs to go. At least we didn’t have to see her smirk this time around. 4 out of 10.
Lukas ~ Hero (Chad Kroeger)
I hope Lukas stops singing these kinds of songs, cause I really don’t want to start liking him. I thought it was pretty good. Not REALLY good, but good enough (for Lukas’ standard). It was one of his more decent performances, but there just was too much overpimping from Navarro that I honestly could do without. 6.5 out of 10.
Storm ~ I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor)
Auntie Storm (thanks Y!) is truly an AILF (do you honestly need explanation what does stands for?) but that was exceptionally hideous. Yuck. So much so, that now I feel compelled to share this clip with my fellow readers :
I give THAT a 10 out of 10. But for Auntie Storm, only a 2 out of 10. Her performance could’ve used a crystal ball too.
Toby ~ Solsbury Hill (Peter Gabriel)
I love this song. Despite a minor stumblefuck just before the bridge, I tought Toby did pretty well. He could’ve commanded the audience a little bit more though. The drum bit was pretty interesting, but when I think about him using the loud speaker last week, and now these bongo drums, it just felt tad cheesy. But overall, it was all good. 7 out of 10.
Ryan ~ In The Air Tonight (Phil COllins)
Oh for fucks sake, I cannot take any more of his deranged, crazed, hyperventilating, angst ridden expression. In comparison, it makes Chris Egghead Daughtry’s poker face so much more tolerable (I can’t believe I just said that). Yuck yuck yuck. I do not like this guy. HE IS SUCH A FUCKING P.O.S.E.R. Asshole. 5 out of 10. And I take back what I said about Lucas. I certainly do NOT get he over pimping for this asshat.
Dilana ~ Cats In The Cradle
I love this song too. I don’t know what it is about Dilana. Even for a stripped down unplugged version of the song, you can still feel the raw edginess, the rock, in the essence of her voice. SHE IS THE ONE, Y’ALL! I love you Dilana and I want to have a vagina implant and have your babies! An 8 out of 10.
02. Toby ~ 7 out of 10.
03. Lukas ~ 6.5 out of 10.
04. Zayra ~ 6 out of 10.
05. Magni ~ 5.5 out of 10.
06. Ryan ~ 5 out of 10.
07. Patrice ~ 4 out of 10.
08. Storm ~ 2 out of 10.
August 17th, 2006 at 1:36 am
i was watching storm and thinking “hmmm auntie stong looks like the MILF type.” she’s a rocker too! hahaha MILF! LOL and i come here and read “auntie storm is an AILF” LOL
i actually thot patrice sounded like bjork! and i was really surprised with zayra, i found myself actually liking that a lot! i loved it!! i would have given her an 8.5/10!! Yipes, zayra!!! of all people! yep i agree, she has shown her potential and it’s not with supernova. she sounded a lot like shakira to me but i prefer zayra’s vocal. really funny cos that was the first time i actually liked her vocal/performance.
lukas was okay i guess. just another performance.
dilana, she was alright. i’m growing a bit bored with her voice and she looks really old.
i guess it doesn’t matter, i relaly don’t believe supernova will sell that well at all. in fact, if zayra performs the way she did today, she might outsell them (Latin market)! hahaha
August 17th, 2006 at 1:44 am
oh yeah, BTW, ryan does indeed have a very intense look on his face almost all the time. what’s up with that? i really liked it when he sang that REM song on the piano. i don’t mind his vocals but his perpetual frown is off-putting.
still, between him and lukas , who’d i rather stuff in a bag and throw off a bridge? lukas. his corky compensatory attitude makes me wonder if he has the tiniest little pecker in all of the animal kingdom.
okay so that’s a bit harsh but i’d really like a chance to kick his head in u know!
August 21st, 2006 at 9:25 am
Yeah.. actually given the choice between Ryan and Lukas, I’d choose Ryan. I can forgive that pseudo-angst look.. and his voice is okay if he’s not actually shouting. Lukas is simply put a weird midget from a freak show. But you gotta love when the camera pans to his face everytime Supernova gives a compliment to another contestant.. very the pissed off facial expression one.. hahaha
Aunty Storm is alright with me
although I’m starting to get really bored with her OMGWTF-I-cant-believe-that-just-happened everytime someone gets voted out of the show.
August 21st, 2006 at 10:14 pm
huakhuakhuakhuakhuak yeah her expression was so fake la last week.