Culturally Preconditioned

Dayang ~ Because You Love Me

Does anyone have any idea why she said she was gonna sing Because Of You?  Thank goodness it wasn’t that oversung piece of crud by Kelly Clarkson (I like Kelly Clarkson.. but that song should be banned from all singing competitions). For Dayang’s standards, I thought it was really weak. Come on. There was nothing special about that performance. It was not bad, but personally I feel she performs better with fast numbers. I was seriously bored at the end of it all. 5 out of 10.

Lokman ~ Terbaik

On one hand, I kinda like his performance (just a tiny bit). Pretty much proves that he’s got at least a decent voice to deserve a place in the finals. But on the other, most parts of the song made me think like he was dying. Meh.. not his best performance is all I can say. And his comments.. something about representing kerajaan? I’m sorry but where exactly the fuck did that came from? 4 out of 10.

Farah ~ Anytime You Need A Friend

There’s a reason why she always falls into the bottom group, and I am not at all surprised by that fact. I found her dedication to her siblings quite touching, but not enough to deter the fact that it was a sucky performance. And this time, there was definitely the single overextended note at the end. And Paul’s words of wisdom rings oh-so-true. When Farah tries too hard, she comes across as fake. Maybe that’s the main reason why I’m not so much into her on this show, as I was when she was on Malaysian Idol. 4 out of 10.

Suki ~ Inside Your Heaven

What is wrong with everyone tonight? Is it the theme? Did the stupid dedications theme killed off tonight’s show? I’m guessing by the end of it all, I’m just going to be depressed as shit. Suki’s performance was okay, but compared to Carrie Underwood, it was pretty mediocre. And you’re pretty much fucked if I give Carrie Underwood more praise than you, cause everyone knows I hate her. The performance was just bland. But Suki looks beautiful tonight, though. 4.5 out of 10.

Azfar ~ Dealova

MY GOD! What a totally depressing night?!! Only 3 more performances until this slumberfest is over. Thank goodness. Azfar… meh I was bored bored bored. 4.5 out of 10.

Alif ~ Feeling Good

I actually thought his vocals were quite good. But watching him perform on stage was totally off-putting. It was like watching a very bad high school production of a musical theater.. terkinja-kinja tak tentu pasal on stage. He does that a lot, doesn’t he? But he gets bonus points for singing the first non-suicidal-inducing song of the night. 5 out of 10.

Faizal ~ Warisan Wanita Terakhir

I absolutely loved his yellow Spongebob t-shirt, kinda reminds me of Wooldoor Sockbat. I haven’t heard this song in a long long while. I didn’t think it worked for Faizal though. It was weird. Definitely his worst performance by far. He should’ve resisted from shouting half of the song. It was too much. Too much! 4.5 out of 10.

All in all, tonight’s show is hands down the shittiest episode in Malaysia’s reality show history. Thank you, asshats. After tonight, I really don’t give a fuck who wins the show. And is it just me, or is the show starting to become some sort of Forum Perdana, what’s with all these stupid beauty pageant questions that nobody really gives a shit. One thing I’ll say though.. take any dumb blonde’s answer from the Miss Universe show, and it will put all of tonight’s contestants bumbling, nonsensical answers to shame. And honestly, some of these contestants need to learn to shut the bloody fuck up and stop all the loyar buruk backtalks to the judges. It may seem ‘cute’ and show that you ‘have a sense of humour’ at first. Now it’s getting just annoying, smartasses. Urghhh…

Am I menstruating again? After tonight’s shitfest, I might as well start.