Culturally Preconditioned

First up, let me say.. The Transformers Movie? A+++ Hands down, it is by far the best movie I’ve seen this year. I’ve never had so much fun watching a movie at the theaters. Maybe it was partially due to the overwhelming audience participation (cheerings and clappings throughout the movie). I must say, that I’m not a huge Transformers fan (Visionaries > Mask > Voltron > Thundercats > Gummi Bears > Smurfs > Transformers > all other 80s cartoon), but I’m a HUGE FAN of this movie. Absofuckinglutely loved it from start to finish. (DISCLAIMER : but Batman Begins is still far more superior than this).

Okay, I’m writing this post cause I haven’t been exceptionally inspired to write anything, so I’ll be taking a short hiatus from blogging. I’m looking at a period between 1,2 or maybe 3 months, as I have an amazing side project planned - which if all goes as planned will come to fruition this November.

But before I go.. a couple of rants and FUCK YOUs going out to certain people :

1) FUCK YOU Mandy Moore for releasing the ultimate filth that is your so-called song EXTRAORDINARY. The only thing extraordinary about that song that I can think of, are the number of cheese crusted cocks you have to blow at your record company to have that record out. FUCK YOU. The ’song’ is not even remotely as annoying as Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles. The melody is something that only a pre pubescent kindergarten girl could come up with, your play with falsettos wins the whatthefuckareyoutryingtoprove award of the year, your lyrics are too fucking cheesy that the only other thing on Earth that is even more cheesier than that are Kiera Knightley’s freedom speech in Pirates 3, your voice sounded more frial than ever, and FUCK YOU for making Ashlee Simpson and other teenybopper cumguzzlingcunts on the radio far more superior than you.

2) FUCK YOU Mika or whateverfuckyourname is with your Relax Take it Easy icanonlysinginasqueakyvoice  song. Asshole.

3) FUCK YOU Shuhaimi Baba for Waris Jari Hantu. No I am still not over that.

4) FUCK YOU to gum chewers who can’t chew with their mouths closed. It’s one thing to see your gross chewing, it’s another when I can smell that ‘minty fresh’ smell when I’m standing at least 5 feet away from you. Inhaling those nasty chewing saliva atom/zarah/ion/whateverfuck all the way from your mouth into my respiratory system is something I could do without.

5) FUCK YOU if you’re one of those idiots who have to contemplate and hesitate for more than 3 seconds at the escalator, when there’s a steady stream of people coming behind you. How retarded are you to not know exactly when to step on the escalator? Mind fucking whore idiots.

6) FUCK YOU Platinum Sudoku for making me stay up well over an hour or two at nights trying to solve the puzzles.

7) FUCK YOU to all the kepohci about the whole Sharifah Amani botak stint for the new movie. So she’s bald.. so fucking what? And being botak is not exactly earth shattering. V for Vendetta, Gi Jane.. hello? It’s been done before. Get over it.

8) FUCK YOU to Isaiah Washington for calling the race card over the whole ‘faggot’ incident. Don’t get me wrong, I think TR Knight’s an ugly poof and can’t act either.. but this Washington asshole keeps digging himself into a hole, doesn’t he? Dumbass.

and finally..

9) FUCK YOU to all people who just can’t see the lighter side of things and keeps finding fault in others. In other words, I’m also telling myself to fuck off.

And with that, I shall.