In case you don’t already know, our Singaporean neighbours will soon get to watch the latest episodes of Heroes and a few other top shows, just hours after it airs in the States this new TV season. (Ah, remember when we get to watch Survivor just 12 hours after it aired in the States, until fucking ntv7 decided to simply stop showing the show? Buncha dipshits..). So until ASSTRO improves it’s services, I guess it’s time for the rest of us to start updating our torrent schedules.
TUESDAY, AUG. 26
“Greek” (ABC Family), 9 p.m. - huh?
MONDAY, SEPT. 1
“Gossip Girl” (CW), 8 p.m. - ick
“Prison Break” (FOX), 8 p.m., two-hour premiere - for those of you who enjoy this show
“One Tree Hill” (CW), 9 p.m. - as tweenly disgusting as High School Musical
“Raising the Bar” (TNT), 10 p.m.* - what?
TUESDAY, SEPT. 2
“90210″ (CW), 8 p.m., two-hour premiere* - i’m KINDA excited about this one
“The Shield” (FX), 10 p.m. - ho-hum
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 3
“America’s Next Top Model” (CW), 8 p.m., two-hour premiere - not for me
“Bones” (FOX), 8 p.m., two-hour premiere - I’ll catch this on Astro
“Sons of Anarchy” (FX), 10 p.m.* - never heard of it
“Top Design” (Bravo), 10 p.m. - not for me
THURSDAY, SEPT. 4
“The Moment of Truth” (FOX), 8 p.m., two-hour premiere - this could be interesting
FRIDAY, SEPT. 5
“Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” (FOX), 8 p.m., two-hour premiere - fun show but not worth downloading, just catch it on Astro
SATURDAY, SEPT. 6
“COPS” (FOX), 8 p.m. - meh
“COPS” (FOX), 8:30 p.m. - meh
“America’s Most Wanted: America Fights Back” (FOX), 9 p.m. - meh
SUNDAY, SEPT. 7
“True Blood” (HBO), 9 p.m.* - MUST WATCH
“Entourage” (HBO), 10 p.m. - SATC for men who need assurance. I like The Pivert but this show is fluff.
MONDAY, SEPT. 8
“Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” (FOX), 8 p.m. - yawnsies
“Prison Break” (FOX), 9 p.m. time-period premiere - huh? again?
TUESDAY, SEPT. 9
“Fringe” (FOX), 8 p.m., two-hour premiere* - not interested
“Privileged” (CW), 9 p.m.* - could be interesting
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 10
“‘Til Death” (FOX), 9 p.m. - nope
“Do Not Disturb” (FOX), 9:30 p.m.* - what?
THURSDAY, SEPT. 11
“Kitchen Nightmares” (FOX), 9 p.m. - hmm yes
FRIDAY, SEPT. 12
“America’s Toughest Jobs” (NBC), 8 p.m.* - yawn
“Don’t Forget the Lyrics” (FOX), 9 p.m. - might be as boring as Asnil’s show
SATURDAY, SEPT. 13
“MADtv” (FOX), 11 p.m. - interesting
“Talkshow with Spike Feresten” (FOX), midnight - who dat?
TUESDAY, SEPT. 16
“House” (FOX), 8 p.m. - BORING
“Lincoln Heights” (ABC Family), 8 p.m. - not interested
“Fringe” (FOX), 9 p.m., time-period premiere - again.. what?
THURSDAY, SEPT. 18
“Smallville” (CW), 8 p.m. - people still watch superman?
“Survivor: Gabon” (CBS), 8 p.m. - NOTHING WILL TOP SURVIVOR FANS vs FAVORITES!!!!!!
“Supernatural” (CW), 9 p.m. - yay!
“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” (FX), 10 p.m. - zzzz
FRIDAY, SEPT. 19
“20/20″ (ABC), 10 p.m. - not interested
MONDAY, SEPT. 22
“Dancing with the Stars” (ABC), 8 p.m., two-hour performance premiere - so not for me
“The Big Bang Theory” (CBS), 8 p.m. - boring
“How I Met Your Mother” (CBS), 8:30 p.m. - it’s just not funny
“Heroes” (NBC), 9 p.m., two-hour premiere - YUMMY!!!!!
“Two and a Half Men” (CBS), 9 p.m. - slightly funnier, but not worth downloading
“Worst Week” (CBS), 9:30 p.m.* - If it’s anything like the British version, this is a MUST WATCH!!!
“Boston Legal” (ABC), 10 p.m. - legally boring
“CSI: Miami” (CBS), 10 p.m. - why are people still watching CSI?
TUESDAY, SEPT. 23
“NCIS” (CBS), 8 p.m. - meh
“Opportunity Knocks” (ABC), 8 p.m.* - might be interesting
“Dancing with the Stars” (ABC), 9 p.m., special performance show - yawnsies
“The Mentalist” (CBS), 9 p.m.* - could be interesting
“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” (NBC) 10 p.m. - yay for Chris Meloni!
“Without a Trace” (CBS), 10 p.m. - I’ll catch this on Astro
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 24
“Dancing with the Stars: Results Show” (ABC), 8 p.m. (special day and time) - STOP THIS SHIT
“Knight Rider” (NBC), 8 p.m.* - oooooooohhhhh worth checking out
“The New Adventures of Old Christine” (CBS), 8 p.m. - title pun boring giler
“Gary Unmarried” (CBS), 8:30 p.m.* - nope
“Criminal Minds” (CBS), 9 p.m. - nope
“David Blaine Special” (ABC), 9 p.m., two-hour special - so fucking overrated
“CSI: NY” (CBS), 10 p.m. - stop it
“Lipstick Jungle” (NBC) 10 p.m. - I can’t believe this wannabe show got renewed
THURSDAY, SEPT. 25
“My Name Is Earl” (NBC), 8 p.m., one-hour premiere - fun but not worth downloading
“Ugly Betty” (ABC), 8 p.m. - This oughta be good.
“Grey’s Anatomy” (ABC), 9 p.m., two-hour premiere - if you watch this, i want you off my list
“The Office” (NBC), 9 p.m., one-hour premiere - definitely fun.. too troublesome to download
“ER” (NBC), 10 p.m.) - boring
SATURDAY, SEPT. 27
Crimetime Saturday - drama repeats (CBS), 8 p.m. - nope
“48 Hours Mystery” (CBS), 10 p.m. - nope
SUNDAY, SEPT. 28
“60 Minutes” (CBS), 7 p.m. - nope
“Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” (ABC), 7 p.m., two-hour premiere - I’ll catch it on Astro
“The Amazing Race” (CBS), 8 p.m. - AWESOMENESS!!
“The Simpsons” (FOX), 8 p.m. - Astro
“King of the Hill” (FOX), 8:30 p.m. - funny but not worth downloading
“Cold Case” (CBS), 9 p.m. - nope
“Desperate Housewives” (ABC), 9 p.m. - I heard there’s 6 characters this time around. <3 fat gabby <3
"Dexter" (Showtime), 9 p.m. - I've been meaning to watch this
"Family Guy" (FOX), 9 p.m. - not interested
"American Dad" (FOX), 9:30 p.m. - nope
"Brothers & Sisters" (ABC), 10 p.m. - it got boring
"Californication" (Showtime), 10 p.m. - OMGYAYGASM!!!!!!!!
"The Unit" (CBS), 10 p.m. - nope
"The Life & Times of Tim" (HBO), 10:30 p.m. - no thanks
MONDAY, SEPT. 29
“Chuck” (NBC), 8 p.m. - meh
TUESDAY, SEPT. 30
“Dancing with the Stars: Results show” (ABC), 9 p.m., regular day and time premiere - seriously, fucking stop it
WEDNESDAY, OCT. 1
“Pushing Daisies” (ABC), 8 p.m. - boring gilarrr
“Private Practice” (ABC), 9 p.m. - meh
“DIrty Sexy Money” (ABC), 10 p.m. - YES YES FUCKING YESSSS!!!!
FRIDAY, OCT. 3
“Everybody Hates Chris” (CW), 8 p.m. - not downloading, watch on Astro
“Ghost Whisperer” (CBS), 8 p.m. - this got renewed? Wow.
“Wife Swap” (ABC), 8 p.m. - not for me
“The Game” (CW), 8:30 p.m. - dunno
“Supernanny” (ABC), 9 p.m. - nope
“The Ex List” (CBS), 9 p.m.* - hmmm might check this out
“Life” (NBC), 10 p.m. - nope
“Numbers” (CBS), 10 p.m. - n0p3
“Sanctuary” (Sci-Fi), 10 p.m.* - will read the synopsis
SUNDAY, OCT. 5
“America’s Funniest Home Videos” (ABC), 7 p.m. - are you kdding me
“Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” (ABC), 8 p.m., regular day and time - catch on astro
MONDAY, OCT. 6
“Samantha Who?” (ABC), 9:30 p.m. - who what?
THURSDAY, OCT. 9
“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” (CBS), 9 p.m. - zzzz
“Kath & Kim” (NBC), 9:30 p.m.* - ???
“Eleventh Hour” (CBS), 10 p.m.* - will read the synopsis
“Life on Mars” (ABC), 10 p.m.* - might be boring
FRIDAY, OCT. 10
“The Starter Wife” (USA), 10 p.m. - nope
MONDAY, OCT. 13
“My Own Worst Enemy” (NBC), 10 p.m.* - sounds interesting
TUESDAY, OCT. 14
“Eli Stone” (ABC), 10 p.m. - nope
FRIDAY, OCT. 17
“Crusoe” (NBC), 8 p.m., two-hour premiere* - definitely giving this one a shot
“Crash” (Starz), 10 p.m.* - unsure
WEDNESDAY, OCT. 29
“Stylista” (CW), 9 p.m.* - maybe
THURSDAY, OCT. 30
“30 Rock” (NBC), 8:30 p.m. - nope
