LOLOLOLOL now I know the reason why Dan and Andrew are still in the race. To actually provide us some unintentional laugh-out-loud moments. Hahahaha god that was hilarious. If I was Dan, I’d kill myself after watching that episode.
Teams started off from Kazakhstan for this lefg of the race. There were over 3 hours separating the first and the last team, but they were all bunched up at the airport for the flight to the next destination : Moscow, Russia. Remember last episode where Dan/Andrew left their shoes during one of the challenges? Well that action bit them back in the ass. I’m guessing they weren’t allowed to go back to the theater to get back their shoes, once they checked in to the pitstop. And since they started this leg at 12:41am, I’m guessing the stores aren’t open. Don’t know exactly why they didn’t go looking for new shoes in between legs, but then again, I don’t really care what these dufuses’ thinking process are (if any). So, they actually bought some shoes at the airport - costing them a lot of money.
All teams get on the same flight to Moscow, Russia. Once there teams had to travel to a monastery and light a candle to get their next clue. Toni/Dallas and Nick/Starr were the first two teams. Next they had to travel by taxi to a decommissioned military base (Kolosok Camp). Once at the camp, teams are faced with a Detour where they had to choose between (a) Boots - where they had to join a training squad and learn to march a short parade, or (b) Borscht - where they had to serve beet soup to 75 people at a mess hall. For both detours, teams had to don a complete military uniform before they can proceed.
All teams did the Boots detour. Dan/Andrew initially had problems putting on the sock in the proper way, so they gave up the Boots detour (thinking that the uniform wasn’t necessary for the Borscht detour). Of course, once at the Borscht detour, they found out that they HAD to don the uniform as well. And I’m too fucking lazy to complain how these idjits shouldn’t be on the race if they keep forgetting how to read their clues correctly.
And ZOMG.. was Dan’s marching completely hilarious or what? Is he suffering from some celebral palsy syndrome or something? One cannot perform THAT BAD at marching. Seriously zomgwtf.. I fucking roflmao all throughout. It was like watching a frustrated little KingKong-ManBearPig spawn throwing a tantrum. If I was him, I’d seriously kill myself after watching the show. Complete embarassment. Epic failure to the max, I’m telling you.
Once teams are done with the detour, they had to travel to a bakery in Zhukovsky for a Roadblock. In this roadblock, one person had to deliver fifty 55-pounds flour bags into the bakery. Yep.. FIFTY of those bags. Now, this is what you call the most toughest race ever - not playing some shitty Nokia game on the cell phone. I kinda wished Kelly/Christy was still on the race. It would be an awesome site watching their meltdown attempting this challenge.
After the roadblock is done, teams had to travel to Neskuchny Sad Park (Sad? wtf?) which is the pitstop for this leg of the race. In the order of their arrival at the pitstop :
- Toni/Dallas - yay! They finally win a leg. Out of the four teams left, I would be most disappointed if this team don’t make it to the final leg.
- Ken/Tina - they’re okay this leg. Not too annoying or overbearing.
- Nick/Starr - Starr is turning into an annoying biatch. I honestly wouldn’t mind seeing this team leave before Dandrew.
- Dan/Andrew - Saved by this non-elimination leg. But they are officially the most retarded, incompetent and luckiest team in TAR history ever. I’m just glad they’re still in the show because we’ll get to see Dan make a huge fool of himself in next week’s episode again. Yay!
All in all, I thought this was a pretty short leg, but pretty entertaining. I hate the fact that the frats are calling themselves as ‘the underdogs’, just as much as I hate Sam/Vince being described as ‘the underdogs’ by the shitty AXN editors that can suck my big fat ass. Next week’s preview looks interesting as one team actually loses their passport which guarantees that they are doomed, doomed, DOOMED!!!!!! It better be anyone except Toni/Dallas.
ps. and I totally <3 the bakery nazi-bitch “THIS WON’T DO!”, “READ INSTRUCTIONS!!”, “HE’S NOT FIT!!!!” LMAO
