Culturally Preconditioned

Man, I loved tonight’s episode. Just loved, loved, loooved it. Teams are still in Delhi throughout this leg of the race. At the start of the leg, teams had to make their way to Deshbandu Apartments and look for a clue. The clue reads a Roadblock where one of the team members had to take part in the Holi festival. They had to go through the revellers, who were throwing paint and magical fairy dusts, and searcg for the correct clue at the top of the tower.

Okay, that festival? Yeah, that was downright scary. Sorry if this sounds offensive, but it really was scary. One of the f(r)at boys commented that it was like a street party, but instead of hot chicks.. it was a “sausagefest of guys” LOL. That was funny. And Kelly really defined what “KENA BAMBU” means. Hahaha I so enjoyed watching that. And how stupid can you get with the clue? Holy crap. They lost at least 45 minutes on that roadblock, and dropped what.. 4 notches in the placements? Seriously, too stupid to live.

Once the roadblock was done, teams had to go to Old Delhi and find the Charity Birds Hospital and search through the cages for their next clue. I though this was an interesting way to find the clue.. until I saw that there couldn’t possibly be more than 50 cages at the place.  Oh well. There was a SPEED BUMP at the hospital waiting for Ken and Tina - who had to perform an additional task before resuming. The extra task was to go to a certain temple and offer help in serving holy water to people who came to the temple. The clue read that they must do this till no one wants to drink the water anymore.. and I was like.. ZOMG how long is THAT going to take??? But apparently, it finished earlier than I anticipated, so Ken and Tina quickly finished off the speed bump and joined the rest.

The clue at the Hospital was a Detour. Teams had to choose between (1) Bleary Eyed - where they had to keep track of the power lines on a long street, note down the small numbers and reveal that to the person holding the clue at the end of the street. Or teams had to choose (2) Teary Eyed - where they had to deliver two forty-pound sack of dry chillies and pound some to fill a huge bowl. I have to say, I thought that both choices were equally difficult, but it seemed only Terrence and Sarah opted to go for the chillies.

Nick/Star.. well Star basically. I just want to stab Nick in the eye for being an unnecessary uncooperative lying cunt. Star decided that this would be a good time to work together with Toni/Dallas.. which proved helpful as they were the first two teams to finish the task. Kelly/Christy and Dan/Andrew had a difficult time with the task. I was laughing my ass off when that idjit manhater tried to cover her answers when Elphaba… I mean, Tina, was there. Please, if anyone wanted to copy the correct answers, I doubt the divorcees would have it. Dumb bitch. Ken/Tina surprisingly finished the task ahead of the two teams and they actually offered some help to Dan/Andrew.

See people?  I fucking know you don’t get on these reality shows to make friends.. but being NICE can actually help you out in the game. I’m fucking surprised how many people keep saying shit like I’M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. We fucking get it. But for the love of Mirna, don’t be complete jackasses to everyone in the game - and then go boo-fucking-hoo when you don’t get help from the other teams.
And can I just say that the clue giver at the power lines task, was one of the best ones I’ve seen. I love his couldnt-give-a-fuck attitude as he throws away the team’s notepad (with the wrong clues), and basically shooes them away to redo the challenge.. and also the way he shoved Tina away - I mean, wouldn’t you do the same thing if someone were to breathe down your neck while you’re checking on something? Okay, maybe you won’t, but I wouldn’t hesitate for a tic.

Next was the pitstop at the Humayun’s Tomb - which also gave us one of the more interesting pitstop greeter - who seemed to care more about watering the plants than to greet the racers. LOL. In the order of the arrival at the pitstop :

1. Nick/Star - Star is okay. I still can’t stand gay Nick.
2. Toni/Dallas - Glad they didn’t lose their momentum. Loving this team.
3. Terrence/Sarah - It feels like they’re in this race, completely on their own. *shrug* Uber weird team. Watch them win this race.
4. Ken/Tina - Nice comeback. Tina reminds me of the wicked witch Elphaba with the green ‘do. She still looks like a cat lady though.
5. Dan/Andrew - Meh.
6. Kelly/Christy - can’t believe the bitter bitch still complains about her ex-husband in her closing statement. I bet the ex-hubby is laughing his ass off watching how she comes across on the show. Anyway, glad these beyotches are gone. Good riddance.

Next week’s episode seems to show a second Fast Forward.. or is it a super fast forward.. I dunno.. but I sure hope to Charla, Nick/Star won’t get it. I’m sick of seeing these two far ahead in the race.