Culturally Preconditioned

It’s that time of the month, when I list down just SOME of the interesting keywords that people enter in search engines that gives a result to my site. Enjoy! (My comments in italic)

• whatevia santiago
• nudehu
• rockstar supernova spoilers who wins september 13th show
• 6767.com
• storm large lesbian
• list of different types of shit        - LMAO
• pantun 2 kerat
• vagina babies            - LMAO!!!
• children cushion seat at cinema
• jonathan larson rent similarities
• one utama italianese
• yoga center in usj
• man hair fashion medium long/long
• \\\ a year in the merde\\\ torrent
• average viewers tune amazing race on axn
• criticism of gubra
• farah one in a million you suck        - HAHAHAAHAHA
• female foot fetish
• cerita sex
• sejarah hidup puan sri saloma
• fucking bitch
• cik mek molek mp3
• sex parlour kl
• malaysia limit to declare bankrupt
• dayang dayang pageant
• stephen clarke merde actually
• pulau indah wetlands plan
• vote magni every 10 seconds
• malaysian bitch place
• five hundred thousand hours musical rent in daylight
• mia baker aerobics
• bangsar fuck pictures sex
• faizal af4 gay            - Faizal who?
• yoga class kelana jaya
• ending of gubra
• yusri dan adam gay
• akademi vagina            - ROTFLMAO Now THAT’s an idea
• hantu gila sex            - LOL!
• memoirs of an old silhouette by izad syah
• i want to have a vagina        - OMGLOL
• bucky and the horndogs
• www.mbakri musa.com
• entering sinapore
• malaysian lesbian
• home buble acapella torrent
• pbsm johor bahru
• bai hat phoenix rising.
• kuala lumpur foot fetish
• advantages of reading al-quran
• paul moss scandal malaysian idol
• just fuck
• picture dynamics warming up in sports
• did richard hatch win a car on survivor borneo?
• gilby clarke marriage kids
• peugeot 206cc easter eggs
• malaysian fucking in room
• malaysian idol paul moss n wife
• tied & gagged
• mensa questions
• mama tolong percaya
• multiply nitrus kamu
• the great challenge les fils review    - Why would anyone want a review of this FILTH?
• anuar zain gay
• les miserables movie trailer quicktime
• foot fetish
• watch bollywood movie lesbian        -  please send me details
• carriebot seattle
• linda joyce case
• milf
• malaysia idol voting rm
• scoops and spoilers of rockstar supernova
• tammy sex tape
• height lukas rossi        - OMGROTFLMAO!!!!!
• jonathan taylor thomas anak ikan    - Eww.. just eww.   
• song got banned twisties lyrics
• why sarawak streamyx line so weak on september 11
• thomas and guy salon
• sauniere pronunciation
• berkemban        - AHAHAHAHAHAHA
• mrsm iq test
• negative reality television
• dictions or pronounciation of english countries
• doctor fuck girls thai

A follow-up on the last list. More mind-numbing, outrageous and hilarious phrases that people actually use on search engines (that somehow returns a link to my site)

• dougal goot
• fucking picture at johor school
• two idiots
• m.daud kilau
• sex akademi fantasia
• whatevia santiago
• pantun dua kerat
• video movie hantu
• lukas rossi vs toby rand
• siti nurhaliza english kampung london
• i hate rent    (FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!)
• google horny
• tingkatan novel julia
• novel tingkatan 5
• fucking on airplane
• e-filling comment in malaysia
• belmondo miserables bittorrent 1995
• malaysian fuck videos
• daud
• malay bitch
• bitch please
• prostitutes fee
• arrogant malaysian
• malaysians gay fucking guy
• hikayat merong mahawangsa
• pepi sex grail
• money earned by astro from akademi fantasia
• stupid but horny wife
• adam malis on spinning bike
• loyal friend of sauniere
• malaysian black mother fucker sex
• rent a bus
• madonna fart mtv movie awards
• fucked by mat salleh
• ada hantu di sekolah ghost at school
• fuck place at johor bahru
• the apprentice cerita
• siti nurhaliza miang
• aussie fuck bitch
• bramerah
• michel buble homosexual
• drill sergeant creed and modulations
• cik mek molek
• malay vagina
• scampy awards
• malaysian artist for fuck
• lukas rossi asshole
• why wf dislike asian men
• reasons malaysian jump queues
• airplane fucking
• pbsm song
• emo kids
• how to use sempoa
• horny girls in bangsar
• round asses
• my son fucking me
• make your own ricenoodle
• w fantasia hair care

Nothing still beats “Alicia Keyes Vagina Hair” from last month though.

I go over my site statistics every month for a good laugh. I have this feature called “Search Keyphrases” that people use on search engines that return a link to my site. I get more than 600 unique keyphrases on average.. the normal ones ranging from “Survivor” to “Izad” to “Rent”.. but most of the times, I just find it really funny the things people use as their keyphrases in the search engines. LMAO. Below are a few of the more weird/funny/outstanding phrase people use on the search engines (which somehow returns a link to my site)

• hog tied
• whatevia santiago
• votefortheworse
• bitch please
• stripped moms
• quiet drive rise from the ashes bittorrent
• malaysian bad attitude speaking loudly
• name the songs daniel lee sang in malaysian idol
• is elliott yamin a muslim & his wife muslims?
• katharine mcphee until you come back to me cleavage
• pictures of pontianaks
• zoe salmon
• rent italian libretto
• meninggal dunia death 2004
• katharine mcphee s mother s cleavage
• jasmine boobs
• surivor hidden immunity idol
• johor bahru who can fuck
• shaving her head bald
• sanskrit movie
• theme song of supernatural on axn
• jenna survivor fucked
• margaret bobonich and smoking
• dying grandma
• keratan akhbar mengenai erra dan yusri
• wha is westlife?
• samgona
• boxer and brief comment does chris daughtry in
• yoshinoya game torrent
• paula abdul videos will you marry me cleavage
• malaysian chinese sneaky attitude
• fucking malaysian horny
• airplane fucking
• remember deaf dubai
• malaysian stupid arrogance
• aras fart survivor
• malay girls fucking picture
• perverted old man
• bus fucking
• baskin robbins favour
• yasmin bodoh gubra
• fear factor axn bald
• reality shows and morals
• dasar goblok meaning
• motherly wife awesome
• rich man fucking tv3 girl
• selfish self-centered neighbour
• eagle getting a fish
• synopsis novel tingkatan lima
• malay girl sex
• ipod ripoff
• charla electrocuted clip
• names of acts of the movie ada hantu di sekolah
• stupidity barometer
• andartus
• mensa bullshit
• fuckin vanuatu
• fucking bra
• sepi cat litter
• are tyra banks nieces japanese
• alicia keys vagina hairs

I can’t even begin to rank the hilarity of these phrases.